tumble-after-dark: fwips: sasstielspn: fwips: ”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree” -Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin died in 1790 are u calling me a liar I ain’t calling you a truther.
busofstruggle: studying for finals is 25% blogging, 10% drawing, 15% eating, 25% crying, 20% buying caffeine, and like maybe 5% actually studying
jennifer-jareau: white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: flawlesstrueperfection: you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe cuz u basic
pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: castielthebadassangel: thegabbicave: 0ftenhated: savannahfaerie: doctorsaxon: sweetmotherofpie: Imagine a movie like The Avengers But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces It was Disney Princesses “I have an army,” Maleficent taunted. “Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.” YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE “That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off...
imperfectinmyperfections: friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant Relevant? What, are you behind a couch hiding from a murderer right now?
I Really Love Those AT&T Commercials With Those...
sunshine-and-smiling: Especially Werewolf Girl and We Want More Girl.
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
justin-carvalho: flowersz: boys in beanies (◕‿◕✿) boys in plaid (◕‿◕✿) boys in suits (◕‿◕✿) boys topless(◕‿◕✿) boys butts (◕‿◕✿) bOoOoYS (⊙‿⊙✿) I am/do/wear all these things :p
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And just for the hell...
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what one thing is for sure it wasn’t hermione GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK VOLDEMORT...
nagei: zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a follower it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
pizzaforpresident: yolanswag: pizzaforpresident: Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L. just never capitalize! lol (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Follow for more Yolo Swag! ☆ :･ﾟ✿ Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol
spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is 9 it’s not gay if it’s on the moon sponges feel cool highdeas.com joe biden the letter Q dirt Some of these are legitimately calming.
horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest vanilla scented incest